- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: antinwo, via xlordxorichiix)
THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN THIS 4/20
(Source: marijuanagarden, via truthfully-blazed)
Lmaooo





