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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN THIS 4/20 

THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN THIS 4/20 

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Swag #Mets #MetsNation  (Taken with instagram)

Swag #Mets #MetsNation (Taken with instagram)

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You wasn’t with me shooting in the gym @pandaberrybear  (Taken with instagram)

You wasn’t with me shooting in the gym @pandaberrybear (Taken with instagram)

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<3

<3

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Hookah&#160;!

Hookah !

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Bitches!

Bitches!

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Lmaooo

Lmaooo